| The Queen of Intergalectic Travel has arrived! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Into self-centered conceited people who call themselves queens? This is the page for you! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The day of a queen is ever-busy! Millions and millions of people are constantly bowing at her feet, begging for her attention. So, is it any wonder that my favorite hobby is having my shoes shined? Naturally, I don't have to pay a dime to have it done, as everyone is always willing to due my bidding. People love me so much that they have even offered to wash my shoes in gold and polish them with diamond dust! Being beautiful, witty, and intelligent certaintly has a price. Yet, sometimes I do feel the need to retreat, and in my spare time I enjoy reading books on political philosophies. They'll be very handy when I start my campaign to take over Mars. Hmmmm........if only my spaceship were working now. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| MY FAVORITE PERSON (HELLO, IT'S ME!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Ok, I know what you're going to say. "Jenny, when you tried taking over the world, you lost. When you tried to rage an interplanetary war with Neptune, you lost that one too; and don't forget you broke a nail while planning out your strategy! How could you ever be your own favorite person?" True, you may be making some very interesting and factual commments, but hey, I'm a queen and everything I do is perfect. So, the poor loss of millions of Neptunians was just meant to be. As for the broken nail, well, we'll just say that a certain person will not be giving any more manicures this side of the galaxy, if you know what I mean. She did love me, like everyone else, but her cosmetic skills were very poor. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jenny's Castle (Hey, if you lived in one, it would be your favorite place too.) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Finally, after firing dozens and dozens of carpenters, the castle is complete! (No, it is not open to the public) After getting rid of that | pesky dragon, who, mind you, had a body oder problem, I moved in. My castle is favorite place because it is peaceful and serene. I tried to build it in a secluded area, because all my admirers are constanmtly calling, and I needed my privacy. But, the guards outside the gat have donme a good job scaring people away, ha ha. In case you haven't learned enough about Queen Jenny yet, here are some of my interests:
e-mail me, [email protected] if you have any questions or comments for me. BYE!
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